The perfect groom.
"The perfect groom loves children, and will raise them by your side.
he'll be a good father and husband to his bride.
the perfect groom is sweet, writing poetry with your name,
he's the best friend of your mother, and kisses away your pain.
He'll never make you cry, nor hurt you in any way,
And if this poem is damned to be true, then Shane;
You really are gay."
- 'Shane's best man's' speech '08
sheer brilliance.
Fin~
he'll be a good father and husband to his bride.
the perfect groom is sweet, writing poetry with your name,
he's the best friend of your mother, and kisses away your pain.
He'll never make you cry, nor hurt you in any way,
And if this poem is damned to be true, then Shane;
You really are gay."
- 'Shane's best man's' speech '08
sheer brilliance.
Fin~