The story of Princess Gorgeous....
Ok, let me clarify something. It's 12 AM, i'm bored, dumb and Seamus Heaney just isn't working for me. So i've decided (thanks Marxha) to post on a special friend that should be an inspiration to you all =). Here she is!!!
*drumrolls*
TADA!:
No, not me you gaylords! I said She!! There!! cant you see? On my shoulder!! (Just as i take the shot as my Dad walks in XDDDD)
Her name is Princess Gorgeous!! and thanks to Evywevy she found her way to my house. Let me tell you her full life story.
Princess Gorgeous, was made in singapore. By Torto. Yes, just torto. When she was placed in a shop. You see, princess Gorgeous had dreams. She wanted to be a FREE turtle (torto, whatever) not free as in, cheap free, free as in, free like a bird free!! (did that make any sense?)
Well, anyway, Princess gorgeous had many dreams, some of which were:
Learning the finer arts of life, such as Poetry by Seamus Heaney, she wanted very much do go into university and do law (yes, you watch out Kenny), BUT THAT WASNT IT! Princess Gorgeous also :
Wanted to be a respected scientist!! She was eager to learn what makes up the world, the very essence of life, biology. (no Leon, she's not humping the microscope). Princess Gorgeous also wanted to:
CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE! She wanted to see everything everywhere, she was very interested in different cultures, different languages. Indeed, although these may seem daunting, her one most daunting yet zealous ambition was :
Eating chocolate on top of the Keynesian Economic Model of Aggregate Expenditure *star wars music*.
Ok, so maybe not, but at least the first few were realistic.
*erhmm, anyway*
Princess Gorgeous was sitting in the shop one day, talking to her friends, Princess Kim,, Princess Sarah (PK and PS) and Princess Marxha (Mx). Princess Gorgeous was good looking, but she wasn't as talented as Princess Kim, nor was she as lovely and sweet as Princess Sarah, nor was she as cool and loved as Mx, who all incidentally happen to be the three most modest turtles alive, but we digress.
One day, princess Gorgeous was talking to PK and PS.
PG: *sighs* i wish i was as lovely, and talented as both of you
PK&PS happen to also be very nice.
PK: but you are!!
PS: yeah! dont you dare say you're not
Princess Gorgeous loved her two friends
PG: Haiz. <-(she's asian you see)
PG: if only i were more talented, sweet and cool.
PK: but you're lovely as you are
PS: yeah, you shouldn't change!
Mx: we all love you =)
PG: ah...i love you too bu-
*customer decides to buy PS&PK*
PG: NOOOO!!!!!!!
Mx: it's ok, let them go, they have a future somewhere else.
PG: but, they were my friends..
Mx: sometimes, in order to get far in life, you have to drop all you have and go wherever life takes you.
*customer decides to buy Mx*
Mx: Take care Princess Gorgeous!! I'm sure you'll get bought by somebody lovely!!weeeeee!
Princess Gorgeous wasn't feeling very happy. Her three best friends just left her. She spent the next two days missing her friends, and crying to herself, wondering why she wasn't being bought. Was it her green shell? Her big brown eyes? Her short stumpy legs? She couldn't tell. But what she DID do, was she kept hoping, kept dreaming, and kept being her wonderful self. Yet still nobody came to pick her up.
PG: Aiya, cham lo...how can? <- (the asian-ness emerges with frustration)
Until one day, she woke up, and somebody was staring at her!! WOW! She was so surprised, it was a pretty young lady, with long brownish hair, big nice brown eyes, she was a little short, but that didn't detract from her loveliness.
???: I like this one, it's cute.
Princess Gorgeous was Stunned!!! She was so shocked, she couldn't believe that somebody ACTUALLY wanted her!! She jumped for joy until -
???: Aiyerrr..not enough money. Have to go get some more
OH NO!! Princess Gorgeous cried out to the young lady
PG: Please dont leave me here!! I've been here so long, and i really want to fulfil so-
But the young lady interrupted her
???: YOU CAN TALK? ......nono, scratch that. *erhmm*
The young lady interrupted her:
???: dont worry! I promise you i'll be back!!
The young lady then ran off down the street. Princess Gorgeous watched until she was out of sight before letting off a sigh. But something told her to keep hoping, keep believing that the young lady would come back for her. So she did, she kept on believing.
One very stormy day, when rain was pouring everywhere and cars were piled up on the streets, business seemed bad. There weren't any customers, and generally the manager was in a foul mood. Princess Gorgeous waited out the whole day, for that young lady to return, but she didn't come back. Then, as the manager started to lock up, a figure in a rain coat BURST through the door, ran to princess Gorgeous, picked her up, plonked her on the counter, and asked the manager
???: How much? (Oblivious to the tag on PG which read $1sg)
Manager: erm....fifty-
But the mysterious figure pulled out a $100 bill, put it on the table, and walked out of the shop, Princess Gorgeous in hand. Princess Gorgeous was shocked. Needless to say it was unexpected, but the price that the young lady paid for her was utterly astounding. She just didn't deserve that type of price. As the rain-coated figure took PG into a room, PG couldn't help but ask
PG: Why did you pay that price for me? I didnt deserve it, i'm not cool, sweet, or talented enough for that type of price.
???: Really?
PG: yeah.
???: Well i think you are.
Princess Gorgeous was moved, the sincerity in the mysterious figure's voice made PG just believe that she had been purchased with a firm purpose.
PG: Wh-who are you? (PG stammered through tears.....added dramatism) The figure removed its raincoat to reveal.......
EVY!!!! The lovely girl on the left. =)
Princess Gorgeous was amazed at how beautiful Evy was, in fact, she recognised her as the girl that came before!! She kept her word!!
Evy: Cmon Princess! i'm taking you back to Perth! Where i'll put you in the care of another person!
Now princess Gorgeous didn't know where the hell Perth was, but she was willing to follow Evy anywhere now, and to meet this 'other person'
So Evy and Princess Gorgeous ventured back to Perth, where Evy handed princess Gorgeous over to *Drumroll*:
Me!!!!! Muahahah! Yes, Princess Gorgeous is with me now! There, you can see her sitting on top of my head =)
Princess Gorgeous, whist with me has fulfilled many of her dreams, AND MORE! Such as:
Learning how to play the guitar for starters, Princess Gorgeous has taken up a love for music!! And also:
Princess Gorgeous met Casper the Turtle!!!!! Who happens to be hell lazy but he's brilliant and funny. Isnt that right princess Gorgeous? *nods*
You see, the moral of the story of Princess Gorgeous is this:
No matter who you are, what you look like, where you live, what you do, there is always a somebody out there who will value you for what you are. As long as you keep dreaming, keep hanging on to those dreams, anything is possible for you. You never know, might even get some divine help when you need it =)
nb: those who are interested, read again and try to observe Christian context of story.
Well, now for the end of the story. Byebye!
--oh wait, what's that? Evy? what? How is princess Gorgeous?
Oh haha!! Yeah, she's fine. She's hanging around with me. (Literally, she hangs off my mobile phone) We've been playing music together, eating chocolate together. Trust me, she's happy here.
-plus, we've even been studying together.
Fin~
*drumrolls*
TADA!:
No, not me you gaylords! I said She!! There!! cant you see? On my shoulder!! (Just as i take the shot as my Dad walks in XDDDD)
Her name is Princess Gorgeous!! and thanks to Evywevy she found her way to my house. Let me tell you her full life story.
Princess Gorgeous, was made in singapore. By Torto. Yes, just torto. When she was placed in a shop. You see, princess Gorgeous had dreams. She wanted to be a FREE turtle (torto, whatever) not free as in, cheap free, free as in, free like a bird free!! (did that make any sense?)
Well, anyway, Princess gorgeous had many dreams, some of which were:
Learning the finer arts of life, such as Poetry by Seamus Heaney, she wanted very much do go into university and do law (yes, you watch out Kenny), BUT THAT WASNT IT! Princess Gorgeous also :
Wanted to be a respected scientist!! She was eager to learn what makes up the world, the very essence of life, biology. (no Leon, she's not humping the microscope). Princess Gorgeous also wanted to:
CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE! She wanted to see everything everywhere, she was very interested in different cultures, different languages. Indeed, although these may seem daunting, her one most daunting yet zealous ambition was :
Eating chocolate on top of the Keynesian Economic Model of Aggregate Expenditure *star wars music*.
Ok, so maybe not, but at least the first few were realistic.
*erhmm, anyway*
Princess Gorgeous was sitting in the shop one day, talking to her friends, Princess Kim,, Princess Sarah (PK and PS) and Princess Marxha (Mx). Princess Gorgeous was good looking, but she wasn't as talented as Princess Kim, nor was she as lovely and sweet as Princess Sarah, nor was she as cool and loved as Mx, who all incidentally happen to be the three most modest turtles alive, but we digress.
One day, princess Gorgeous was talking to PK and PS.
PG: *sighs* i wish i was as lovely, and talented as both of you
PK&PS happen to also be very nice.
PK: but you are!!
PS: yeah! dont you dare say you're not
Princess Gorgeous loved her two friends
PG: Haiz. <-(she's asian you see)
PG: if only i were more talented, sweet and cool.
PK: but you're lovely as you are
PS: yeah, you shouldn't change!
Mx: we all love you =)
PG: ah...i love you too bu-
*customer decides to buy PS&PK*
PG: NOOOO!!!!!!!
Mx: it's ok, let them go, they have a future somewhere else.
PG: but, they were my friends..
Mx: sometimes, in order to get far in life, you have to drop all you have and go wherever life takes you.
*customer decides to buy Mx*
Mx: Take care Princess Gorgeous!! I'm sure you'll get bought by somebody lovely!!weeeeee!
Princess Gorgeous wasn't feeling very happy. Her three best friends just left her. She spent the next two days missing her friends, and crying to herself, wondering why she wasn't being bought. Was it her green shell? Her big brown eyes? Her short stumpy legs? She couldn't tell. But what she DID do, was she kept hoping, kept dreaming, and kept being her wonderful self. Yet still nobody came to pick her up.
PG: Aiya, cham lo...how can? <- (the asian-ness emerges with frustration)
Until one day, she woke up, and somebody was staring at her!! WOW! She was so surprised, it was a pretty young lady, with long brownish hair, big nice brown eyes, she was a little short, but that didn't detract from her loveliness.
???: I like this one, it's cute.
Princess Gorgeous was Stunned!!! She was so shocked, she couldn't believe that somebody ACTUALLY wanted her!! She jumped for joy until -
???: Aiyerrr..not enough money. Have to go get some more
OH NO!! Princess Gorgeous cried out to the young lady
PG: Please dont leave me here!! I've been here so long, and i really want to fulfil so-
But the young lady interrupted her
???: YOU CAN TALK? ......nono, scratch that. *erhmm*
The young lady interrupted her:
???: dont worry! I promise you i'll be back!!
The young lady then ran off down the street. Princess Gorgeous watched until she was out of sight before letting off a sigh. But something told her to keep hoping, keep believing that the young lady would come back for her. So she did, she kept on believing.
One very stormy day, when rain was pouring everywhere and cars were piled up on the streets, business seemed bad. There weren't any customers, and generally the manager was in a foul mood. Princess Gorgeous waited out the whole day, for that young lady to return, but she didn't come back. Then, as the manager started to lock up, a figure in a rain coat BURST through the door, ran to princess Gorgeous, picked her up, plonked her on the counter, and asked the manager
???: How much? (Oblivious to the tag on PG which read $1sg)
Manager: erm....fifty-
But the mysterious figure pulled out a $100 bill, put it on the table, and walked out of the shop, Princess Gorgeous in hand. Princess Gorgeous was shocked. Needless to say it was unexpected, but the price that the young lady paid for her was utterly astounding. She just didn't deserve that type of price. As the rain-coated figure took PG into a room, PG couldn't help but ask
PG: Why did you pay that price for me? I didnt deserve it, i'm not cool, sweet, or talented enough for that type of price.
???: Really?
PG: yeah.
???: Well i think you are.
Princess Gorgeous was moved, the sincerity in the mysterious figure's voice made PG just believe that she had been purchased with a firm purpose.
PG: Wh-who are you? (PG stammered through tears.....added dramatism) The figure removed its raincoat to reveal.......
EVY!!!! The lovely girl on the left. =)
Princess Gorgeous was amazed at how beautiful Evy was, in fact, she recognised her as the girl that came before!! She kept her word!!
Evy: Cmon Princess! i'm taking you back to Perth! Where i'll put you in the care of another person!
Now princess Gorgeous didn't know where the hell Perth was, but she was willing to follow Evy anywhere now, and to meet this 'other person'
So Evy and Princess Gorgeous ventured back to Perth, where Evy handed princess Gorgeous over to *Drumroll*:
Me!!!!! Muahahah! Yes, Princess Gorgeous is with me now! There, you can see her sitting on top of my head =)
Princess Gorgeous, whist with me has fulfilled many of her dreams, AND MORE! Such as:
Learning how to play the guitar for starters, Princess Gorgeous has taken up a love for music!! And also:
Princess Gorgeous met Casper the Turtle!!!!! Who happens to be hell lazy but he's brilliant and funny. Isnt that right princess Gorgeous? *nods*
You see, the moral of the story of Princess Gorgeous is this:
No matter who you are, what you look like, where you live, what you do, there is always a somebody out there who will value you for what you are. As long as you keep dreaming, keep hanging on to those dreams, anything is possible for you. You never know, might even get some divine help when you need it =)
nb: those who are interested, read again and try to observe Christian context of story.
Well, now for the end of the story. Byebye!
--oh wait, what's that? Evy? what? How is princess Gorgeous?
Oh haha!! Yeah, she's fine. She's hanging around with me. (Literally, she hangs off my mobile phone) We've been playing music together, eating chocolate together. Trust me, she's happy here.
-plus, we've even been studying together.
Fin~